Well Shut My Mouth!

People are actually reading this? This silly mind-vomit? I shall have to spice it up. As one reader wrote, so succinctly, "If you have nothing to say, why did you start a blog?" EXCELLENT QUESTION! And from someone in Sweden. Boggles my wee mind that someone across the world from me is reading about my (non) life.

Here is one thing of note that happened.... I am in the midst of a very amicable divorce, but I am still checking out potential dates on match.com. I used to use e-Harmony, but that was just WEIRDNESS. Match is weird, too, but the caliber of guy is a bit different... sometimes they are just more blunt. But ONE GUY sent me a picture of himself, which is great, because I won't even chat with anyone who doesn't have a photo, but his photo was NUDE: FULL FRONTAL.

I didn't really believe in shrinkage until I saw that photo. Really! While I love me the male equipment, there are some things that should stay, well, in the realm of imagination. At least until the first date. LOL

So, that happened. 

Despite said photo, I'm getting into the Christmas spirit. Usually the holidays are too busy and stressful for me, but this year, since I don't have to attend any Italian stuff, it will be nice and quiet. I'll describe the Italian festivities someday. 

Today I'm just stunned to find out that some random people (and one not-so-random) are reading this. 

I will do my best to enlighten and entertain. 

And I won't save the best stuff for my journal anymore.